Chrome extension

Get roasted
back to work.

Tell it what you should be doing. The moment you open a site you flagged, a personality calls you out โ€” with real attitude, and without ever spying on you.

No account. No cloud. Nothing leaves your browser.

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธMother-in-Law

You said you were: finishing the deck.

You've been on YouTube for 3 minutes.

"3 times on YouTube today. I've started keeping a tally. It isn't flattering."

How it works

A tiny accountability layer that sits on top of Chrome and only speaks up when you slip.

1

Declare your task

Type what you should be doing right now. That's the only thing it ever quotes back at you.

2

Pick your distractions

Choose the sites that eat your time. Everything else is left completely alone.

3

Get called out

Open one of them and a personality confronts you โ€” using only your task, the site, and how long you've been there.

Meet the cast

Pick the voice that gets through to you. Mother-in-Law is free. The rest come with Pro.

FREE
๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธMother-in-Law

You still don't deserve my daughter.

"I gave you my blessing. I'd like a refund."
PRO
๐Ÿ’…The Needy Girlfriend

Clingy, dramatic, keeping score.

"So you have time for YouTube but not for ME?"
PRO
๐Ÿ’ผHR from Hell

Everything is being documented.

"I'm initiating a Performance Improvement Plan. Step one: literally anything."
PRO
๐Ÿ‘บThe Gremlin

Lives in a dumpster. Out-produces you.

"Your to-do list isn't a plan anymore. It's a memorial service."
PRO
๐Ÿช–Drill Sergeant

No excuses. No distractions. Move.

"Drop. Give me that report. NOW."

The anti-spyware promise

Most focus tools watch everything you do. This one is built to be incapable of it.

It uses only

  • The task you typed
  • Which of your configured sites is open
  • How long you've been there
  • The personality you chose

It never

  • Reads page text, posts, DMs, or searches
  • Knows which video or page you're on
  • Takes screenshots
  • Sends browsing data anywhere โ€” there is no server

Simple pricing

Free is a complete tool. Pro is a one-time unlock โ€” no subscription, ever.

Free
$0
  • Mother-in-Law personality
  • All intervention styles
  • Snooze + your focus report
  • Full privacy, local-first
Add to Chrome
Pro
$5.59 once
  • Every personality
  • ๐Ÿ”’ Lock-In focus sessions (hard-block)
  • More personality packs as they drop
  • One-time payment โ€” yours forever
Get Pro

Questions

Does it track what I browse?

No. It only ever sees which of your own configured sites is open and for how long โ€” never the content of any page, never your history. There is no server to send anything to.

How do I get it?

The Procrastinator installs from the Chrome Web Store. Pro unlocks with a one-time $5.59 purchase and a license key you activate inside the extension.

Is Pro a subscription?

No. Pro is a single one-time payment. Buy it once, keep it forever, including future personality packs.

What if I need a site for a legit reason?

Snooze it for a few minutes, or switch to a gentler intervention style. You're always in control โ€” except during a Lock-In session, which is the point.